Boys in a Pasture
i listen to a podcast called Answer me This where people email in with their questions, often these questions are regarding relationship problems the listeners have
a women emailed in saying that she was trying to give up smoking because her boyfriend hated it and was really enthusiastic about her quitting. She really fancied a cigarette and didn’t want to get in trouble with him, so she tried to smoke in the bath where there was an extractor fan/she’d be left alone.
The boyfriend burst in,and she quickly dropped the cigarette in the water, and hid it under the water. Noticing that she was looking quite flushed, the boyfriend asked “Were you masturbating” and she, seeing a perfect get out clause said “Yes”
unfortunately for her, the boyfriend immediately burst into tears, because he thought that meant he wasn’t satisfying her in bed.
Now, ladies, gentleman and goodfolk, I beg of you
Imagine this scenario. Now imagine your OTP.
HEllo friends i have not had internet access for a very long while now as many of u may have assumed???????/
but some day soon my little berries, i will be with u once more, and we will dance in the sawyerberry fields forever
and when i come back i have many fic for u all!!!!!!!!!!!!
This anime is too cute to exist.
for my birthday i wish for us to pool together and get a large plot of land so that i may plant and sow my sawyerberries
i will run a sawyerberry farm and live a simple, care-free life with maybe small community events a few times every year
sawyerberry picking, sawyerberry bake sales, sawyerberry pie eating contests
yes. that is my wish.
this dream is important to me
All right, I think I’m done with this. Tom and Huck hanging out by the river when they should probably be in school (though Huck would never dream of going to such a place).
srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus
I’m not sorry.